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Bring Back The Atlas
Panama threw a fit on (of all days) Monday because she found out our employee manual is a coloring book. Well, she was pissed both at the...
Patrick McNerthney
2 days ago4 min read
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Everyone Should Have A Scroll Of Doom
Unbeknownst to us, our Chief Operating Officer Yvette Roland-Smith hired an AI consultant to “optimize the performance of every team.”...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 184 min read
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You Are An AI Tool
Our new Chief Looming Board Member Lucia likes to “pop by” every Tuesday at 10 a.m. for an extensive grilling of our poor, distraught...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 116 min read
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Does It Go Back Together?
Every once in a while someone in this office makes the mistake of bringing by a client, despite the gigantic poster in our breakroom that...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 103 min read
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Smokin' Hot Babes Of Climate Change
We just hired the one good-not-evil advertising agency that exists in the continental United States thanks to our favorite new...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 95 min read
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Top Ten Benefits Of Climate Change
A.k.a changes in average temperature, precipitation, and weather conditions over time and over your neighborhood and possibly in your...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 91 min read
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